Ummmmm.....

Why did NO ONE tell me about this before?!?!?! And if any of your friends have done this and haven't told you about it, you could consider at least defriending them on Facebook.

It's called Simply Slender Body Wrap. It's a detoxifying wrap that helps take 6-8 INCHES off of you all over!

Here's the description, given to me by my massage therapist:

This luxurious system is formulated to cleanse the body of toxins that can collect due to such factors as aging, improper diet, lack of exercise, smoking and stress, while reducing inches and firming and toning the skin. (Who doesn't have one of these? Seriously!)

I will work with you to determine where you want to lose the unwanted inches. You can begin by slenderizing your problem areas such as thighs, hips, abdomen, arms, etc. or you may choose to wrap your entire body. You decide where the inches need to come off.

Simply Slender Body Wraps are not a dehydration or water process wrap. The inches you lose will not return, unless you gain weight or put on new inches. In fact, I strongly recommend you to drink plenty of water before and after the wrap process.

After the wrap-It takes about 10 days fro your skin to fully adapt to the tissue reduction. You can assist the process by avoiding toxic foods such as sugar, salt, caffeine, carbonated beverages and alcohol for several days following the wrap, in addition to drinking 8-10 glasses of water daily. I recommend not using any cream or lotion and only taking lukewarm showers during these days, keeping the solution in the pores to continue extracting toxins. After 3 days, you should take a hot shower, open your pores, and flush the toxins out.

How often can you wrap? This is a safe and effective process; you can do it as often as you wish. For example, you may want to slim down for a special occasion, and do several wraps in one day. For best long-term inch loss results, I recommend a series of 4-6 wraps about 3 days apart. If you are losing weight, a continuing series will show results and keep tightening the skin to your new shape.
Basically my massage therapist said it goes like this: She measures around the areas you want wrapped. You can do from your knees to just under your breasts, or the whole body. After she covers you in the wraps that are coated with the detoxifying solution, you get put into a black suit. Then you jump on a gazelle for an hour. Due to the movement, it gets your pores to open up and absorb the detox solution. She said the first time people do it, they are literally DRIPPING with toxins off of them about halfway through. She even has to put a tarp on the floor below the gazelle to catch all of the stuff coming off of you.

And the good part? It's $50 for a partial-wrap! So basically I can lose 6-8 inches all over my body, for $50??? SOLD!

I plan on trying this in the near future, so I'll give an update to everyone on how it went!!!