
"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better"
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
"Why don't you come on up and see me sometime -- when I've got nothin' on but the radio."
"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. "

"I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady. "
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. "
"Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. "
"It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. "

"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. "
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. "
"The score never interested me, only the game."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain. "

"No gold-digging for me. I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. "
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them. "
" I've been in more laps than a napkin."
"The best way to behave is to misbehave. "

And my ABSOLUTE favorite...
"There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out."
Now go out and be the fabulous woman that you are!!!




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