Franch Lingo

In case you guys forgot, Franch stands for Farm/Ranch...I shall explain below. Anywho, there are a number of words that I had to learn to fit in out here. And I promise you if I say some of these things the wrong way I get rudely corrected.

Farm: You only raise crops
Ranch: You raise animals
Franch: You raise both crops and animals. (This isn't "technical" per se, just a term I came up with)
Dinner=Lunch
Supper=Dinner
Pickup=Truck
Truck=Semi-truck with 18 wheels
Duds=Farm clothes
Cows=Females
Bulls=Males with balls
Steer=Males without balls
Heifer=Female cow who has not had a calf yet
Calf=Baby cow, either male or female
Prolapse=When the cow is having her baby, her insides literally come out of her
Get the Chains=The calf is stuck inside the cow and you hook up chains to their feet to pull it out.
Straw=Leftover stalks from the wheat that get rolled up into bales to lay down for the cows to lay on
Alfalfa=Green plants with purple flowers that get rolled up into bales to feed in the winter
Hay=Grass that is cut and rolled into bales to feed in the winter

These are the most common words that needed to be explained to me. When I first moved here, all those things in the field that were fat and mooing were called cows. Welp, now they're not and need to be called by their proper terminology I guess. This is just the tip of the iceberg, so when I get more of these I'll share those with you as well. You can understand how I would be confused...SO many words and things to learn!